Cows put me in my place

Glenn Brunkow
Dec 24, 2025
Dec 24, 2025

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Cows are stupid, that is all I have to say about that. OK, I have a little more to say than that but, cows are stupid. The only thing dumber might be the owner of said cows.

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Glenn Brunkow is a fifth-generation farmer in the Northern Flint Hills of Pottawatomie County in Kansas. He was a county Extension educator for 19 years before returning to farm and ranch full time. He can be reached at editorial@midwestmessenger.com.