I am certain that my cows conspire against me at times. They do things that seem really stupid at first but when you start to think about it, they might be smarter than I am. The level of ingenuity is staggering at times, or maybe I am reading too much into it.
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Glenn Brunkow is a fifth-generation farmer in the Northern Flint Hills of Pottawatomie County in Kansas. He was a county Extension educator for 19 years before returning to farm and ranch full time. He can be reached at editorial@midwestmessenger.com.
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