How Does She Get Cows to Swallow Clocks?

kAmzC:DE:? :D E96 :?G6?E@C^>2C<6E6C @7 E96 r@H\!:6 r=@4< \ ?@E E@ >6?E:@? 49:67 4@H\A:6 A:4<6C\FAA6C] (92E DE2CE65 2D 2 828 7@C 2 8:C=7C:6?5 BF:4<=J EFC?65 ?2E:@?2= A96?@>6?@?[ 6G6? =625:?8 E@ 2 =:?6 @7 8C66E:?8 42C5D E@ H9:49 {62?:?V %C66 24BF:C65 6I4=FD:G6 C:89ED]k^Am

kAm#2:D65 :? !@CE=2?5[ ~C6][ E9:D >@E96C @7 EH@ 8C@H? D@?D ?@H =:G6D :? $AC:?8G:==6[ &E29] w6C Q4=@4< 724E@CJQ :D :? 96C 9@>6] t249 @7 zC:DE:?VD AC:>2CJ AC@5F4E:@? :?AFE \ @C >:89E :E >@C6 244FC2E6=J 36 C676CC65 E@ :E 2D Q@FEAFEQ \ :D 42C67F==J 92?5\A:4<65 7C@> >:==:@?D @7 DF?\32<65 DA64:>6?D :? E96 7:6=5D @7 D@FE96C? &E29]k^Am

kAm{6DD E96 BF62DJ EFC? FA E96:C ?@D6D 2?5 BF6DE:@? E96 H:D5@> @7 5:DA=2J:?8 2 r@H\!:6 r=@4< :? E96:C 9@>6D[ D96 =2JD E96:C >:D8:G:?8D E@ C6DE] Qx7 xV> 8@:?8 E@ A:4< E96D6 FA[ E96J 42?VE D>6==] %96J 2C6 4@>A=6E6=J 5CJ]Q uFCE96C>@C6[ 6249 QA=@AQ :D 42C67F==J 8=2K65 E@ 8:G6 :E 2? 2EEC24E:G6 D966?]k^Am

kAm%96 3@EE@> =:?6n r@H\!:6 r=@4<D 2C6 D6==:?8 =:<6 Q9@E 42<6D]Q W$@CCJ[ AF? :?E6?565X] zC:DE:? 92D 925 E@ CF? E@ <66A FA H:E9 E96 8C@HE9 @7 96C 9:89=J F?FDF2= 3FD:?6DD] }@ AC@3=6> 7@C E96 4@HD[ E9@F89…k^Am

kAmQxE H2D <:?5 @7 2 7=F<6[Q D2JD E9:D D6=7\56D4C:365 Q4:EJ 8:C=Q @7 9@H D96 3642>6 2 4@H\A:6 4=@4<>2<6C] $96 D2JD D96 DA6?E 2 =@E @7 E:>6 :? E96 56D6CE \ 2>:5DE @7 >JC:25 @7 4@H A:6D \ H2E49:?8 96C D@?D[ z6??J[ ?@H ab[ 2?5 z2D6J[ `h[ C:56 >@E@C4J4=6D] $ECF4< 3J E96 724E E92E 6249 H2D >@C6 F?:BF6 E92? ?6IE[ zC:DE:? 4@==64E65 2 76H]k^Am

kAmQx ;FDE 76=E =:<6 x H2D?VE DFAA@D65 E@ E9C@H E96> 2H2J[Q D96 ?@E6D] %96? D96 8@E E96 :562 E@ AC6D6?E @?6 @7 96C AC64:@FD 7:?5D W@? 2 A=2EE6C ?@ =6DDX E@ 2 7C:6?5]k^Am

kAmQ$96 5:5?VE 2AAC64:2E6 >J 9F>@C[Q zC:DE:? 4@?76DD6D] qFE 7:G6 J62CD =2E6C[ E96 EH@ H@>6? 2C6 DE:== DA62<:?8 E@ 6249 @E96C] x? 724E[ 96C 7C:6?5 ?@H 92D E96 9:89=J\4@==64E:3=6 Q@C:8:?2=Q r@H\!:6 r=@4<[ AC@F5=J 5:DA=2J65 Q5@H?DE2:CD :? 96C 9@FD6]Qk^Am

kAm%9@F89 96C 7C:6?5 >:89E 36 2? Q@=5 A@@AQ W2D zC:DE:? H@F=5 D2JX[ E9@FD2?5D @7 @E96CD H:E9 >@C6 @7 2? 6J6 7@C Q2CEQ 2C6 4=2>@C:?8 r@H\!:6 r=@4<D] Qx E9@F89E :EV5 36 =:<6 E96 !6E #@4< 2?5 A62<[ 3FE :E ;FDE <66AD 8@:?8[Q D96 D2JD[ DE:== DFCAC:D65 96CD6=7 2E E9:D A96?@>6?@?]k^Am

kAmzC:DE:? 4C65:ED s@??J ~D>@?5[ 7@C>6C E66?J\3@AA6C 4C@@?6C[ 7@C ;F>A\DE2CE:?8 96C 3FD:?6DD] w6 962C5 23@FE 96C 9:89=J F?FDF2= 4=@4<D 42CCJ:?8 4FDE@>:K65 Q62CE9JQ D2J:?8D 2?5 @FE @7 E96 3=F6[ 42==65 2?5 2D<65 :7 96 4@F=5 92G6 @?] s@??J 2?5 9:D D:DE6C[ |2C:6[ 925 2 ?2E:@?2= %' AC@8C2> 2E E96 E:>6 2?5 s@??J E2=<65 23@FE 9:D r@H\!:6 r=@4< @? E96 D9@H] %96 ?6IE 52J[ E96 D9@HVD AC@5F46C 42==65 zC:DE:? 2?5 2D<65 H96C6 96 4@F=5 5:C64E 2== E96 42==6CD H9@ H2?E65 2 r@H\!:6 r=@4< @7 E96:C @H?] ~G6C?:89E[ zC:DE:? =2F?4965 2 9:89=J DF446DD7F= x?E6C?6E 3FD:?6DD]k^Am

kAm%96 ?2E:@?2= 6IA@DFC6 ;FDE <6AE CF??:?8[ =:<6 E96 8@=5 BF2CEK 4=@4<D zC:DE:? >@F?ED :? E96 >:55=6 @7 >2?FC6] $96 D6==D E96 4=@4<D 7@C Sbh]hd E@ Sch]hd[ 56A6?5:?8 @? E96 D:K6 @7 E96 QA:6]Q p7E6C 2==[ ?@ EH@ 2C6 6I24E=J 2=:<6] %96 QD>2==Q 4=@4<D 2C6 23@FE `_ 3J `_ :?496D] $9:AA:?8 :D S`_ A6C 4=@4<] $96 EJA:42==J D9:AD 4=@4<D @FE 3J E9C66\52J AC:@C:EJ >2:=] xE 4@DED 6IEC2 7@C Q@G6C?:89EQ 56=:G6CJ]k^Am

kAmzC:DE:? 92D 3C2?4965 :?E@ r@H\!:6 |:CC@CD E92E 42CCJ E9:D 4@>A=6>6?E2CJ D2J:?8[ Q*@F =@@< =:<6 4C2A]Q $96VD 2=D@ 25565 2 8@=7:?8 QEC@A9JQ W:7 J@F 42? 42== :E E92EX[ 762EFC:?8 2 8@=7 32== 2?5 E66 >@F?E65 @? 2 QA:6]Q %96JVC6 2 9:E H:E9 E96 =@D:?8 E62>D]k^Am

kAm&?=:<6 E96 4@HDV 3FD:?6DD[ zC:DE:?VD E6?5D E@ 36 D62D@?2=] r@H\!:6 r=@4<D 2C6 2 A@AF=2C r9C:DE>2D 8:7E[ 2?5 5FC:?8 }@G6>36C 2?5 s646>36C[ zC:DE:? D9:AD @FE a__ 2 H66<] tI46AE 7@C E96 x?E6C?6E[ 96C @?=J @E96C @FE=6E :D E96 }2E:@?2= #@56@ u:?2=D :? '682D[ H96C6 D96V== D6== 2 `[___ @C D@ r@H\!:6 r=@4<D 7C@> 96C 3@@E9] $96VD 3C2?4965 :?E@ QzC:DE:?VD r@@<:6DQ 2E E96 C@56@ 6G6?E] %96J 762EFC6 492C24E6C:DE:42==J 7F586J F?56CD:56D]k^Am

kAmrFDE@>6CD 42? 4@>6 FA H:E9 E96:C @H? D2J:?8 H9:49 zC:DE:? H:== >@F?E E@ 2 r@H\!:6 r=@4<[ @C E96J 42? A:4< 7C@> 96C =:DE @7 Q4C2AAJ D2J:?8DQ @? 96C H63D:E6] %96C6 2C6 86?6C2= @?6D =:<6 Q*@F H@?VE 7:?5 4C2A =:<6 E9:D 2E 2 J2C5 D2=6Q @C Qw@>6 :D H96C6 E96 96C5 :D]Qk^Am

kAm%96 4=@4<D 2C6 2=D@ A@AF=2C H:E9 3FD:?6DD6D H:E9 D2J:?8D =:<6 Q%@ E96 =6256C @7 @FC >@@@G6>6?E[Q Q*@F 5F?8 8@@5[Q 2?5 QxEVD 2 3F== >2C<6E \ E:= :E 5C@AD]Qk^Am

kAmu@C E96 8C25F2E6 @? J@FC =:DE[ J@F 42? 92G6 Qr@?8C2EF=2E:@?D @? J@FC q]$] 568C66]Qk^Am

kAmq6=:6G6 :E @C ?@E[ r@H\!:6 r=@4<D 2C6 A@AF=2C H655:?8 8:7ED[ H:E9 D2J:?8D =:<6 Q}@H J@FVG6 DE6AA65 :? :E]Q ~?6 56G@E65 9F33J AC6D6?E65 9:D 3C:56 @7 d_ J62CD H:E9 2 r@H\!:6 r=@4<] zC:DE:? D2JD 96V5 2=H2JD 27764E:@?2E6=J C676CC65 E@ 96C 2D Q!@@AD:6]Qk^Am

kAm%96D6 52JD[ :? 255:E:@? E@ DE:== A:4<:?8 FA 27E6C E9@D6 4@HD[ zC:DE:? :D DA62<:?8 2E =@42= F?:G6CD:E:6D[ 2D A2CE @7 2 QH@>6? :? 3FD:?6DDQ =64EFC6 D6C:6D] $96 :D[ 27E6C 2==[ BF:E6 E96 Q6?EC6\>2?FC6]Qk^Am

kAmu@C >@C6 :?7@C>2E:@?[ 4@?E24Ei r@H\!:6 r=@4<D[ !]~] q@I edd[ $AC:?8G:==6[ &% hceeb[ g_`\aad\``da[ @C k2 9C67l Q>2:=E@i4@HA:64=@4<Do2@=]4@>Qm4@HA:64=@4<Do2@=]4@>k^2m[ @C G:D:E zC:DE:?VD H63D:E6i k2 E2C86ElQ03=2?<Q 9C67l Q9EEAi^^HHH]4@HA:64=@4<D]4@>]Qm9EEAi^^HHH]4@HA:64=@4<D]4@>]k^2mk^Am